|You down with D*O*G? Yeah, you know me!|
1. Thou shalt not eat any crisps or savoury snacks until Beaster. If I'm not allowed to eat them, then you can't have them either. And don't go eating nuts instead like you did that one year. It's still cheating.
2. Thou shalt not eat any chocolate until Beaster. It's poisonous, did you you know that? POISON! And no sweeties either. Sugar make you loco.
3. Thou shalt not drink any fizzy drinks until Beaster. There's all kind of additives and crap in them. See above re: sugar
4. Thou shalt run more than you currently do. Running is lots of fun and it makes my tail wag.